Here are some light-hearted quotes to take us into the Christmas break:
Frank Layden, on a former player: “I told him, Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ” ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’”
George Raveling: “I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class.”
Abe Lemons: “Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.”
David Bristol, Milwaukee Brewers manager: “There’ll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o’clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o’clock.”
Rodney Dangerfield: I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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