"Sports is the only profession I know that when you retire, you have to go to work."
--Earl Monroe
"I ain't doing a darn thing and I don't start until noon." --Bum Phillips, on his retirement
"Somebody will have to come out and take the uniform off me, and the guy who comes after it had better bring help." --Early Wynn, Hall of Fame Pitcher
'When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.' R C Sherriff.
"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it" - Gene Perret
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job" - Ella Harris
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